As Mr. Grohl is a fine perveyor of facial hair, I felt as though it was my duty as a human being to let it be known that I don’t think that their greatest hits are indeed their greatest hits. I’m guessing that the tracklisting are their most popular singles? I really don’t know but here is their list, and my suggested list…

It’s obviously not the order I would have it in, but as you genius’ can see I did it to show the contrast. The start of the album is good, I can’t really fault it, I tossed up putting in In Your Honor there, as it’s a great opening track and when I saw them that one time, it totally melted my face.  But in saying that, ALL of the Foo Fighter’s track openers are amazing- Stacked Actors, Doll, This is A Call etc.  I worked in a bar for a while and quite frankly, if I hear someone cover Best Of You again, I will probably go into anaphylactic shock and that’s not something I want to do…again. I like DOA better, so there, got a problem? Maybe someone is getting the best the best of you! That’s right.

Everlong is the greatest song ever written, so it’s a given. Anyone who disagrees shouldn’t be allowed out of their house, they should just stay inside and listen to Black Eyed Peas whilst thinking about cheese. The next song I struggled putting on was My Hero…I mean sure it’s a recognised song, but one of their best?! Maybe I have heard it too many times or seen too many pathetic montages about people overcoming adversity or a  life-threatening illness .Yikes.  Quite Frankly Times Like These can suck it, and The One can dance on its shallow grave! Monkeywrench and Big Me are full of win, esp the Big Me film clip! Generator is better than most songs just because Dave uses that Talk Box, and well Long Road to Ruin is obviously what is happening in your life if you actually like that song.

Hey, Johnny Park! is a classic and I dare you to try and tell me that you don’t get up and shake your money maker when you hear that opening riff! Low is a neglected hit off One by One, that NEEDED the attention it deserves, much like your mum. Quite frankly Skin and Bones itsn’t worth the time that it took me to type it out, move my mouse and highlight it pink, or maybe it was? February Stars is epic and the perfect song to be making some sweet lovings to, believe.  For All the Cows was a tough call, it was going to be I’ll Stick Around but that doesn’t have Cows in the title so it lost. Home is my choice to end off the greatest greatest hits albums of all time because I think it’s totally fitting. Don’t agree? Then obviously you haven’t heard it. Enough Said.

Also it is Movember day 4! Gee I didn’t expect that rant to be so long. If you disagree, let me know,  maybe I’ll make a revised list? Also Foo Fighters Greatest Hits:Reissue party at my place tihs weekend!

It seems as though I have designated Movember as the month that everything is terrible! This morning I got up early and spent an hour in the dentist’s chair. That’s not a metaphor, I really went to the dentist…and it wasn’t great! I attempted to mumble through a numbed haze that I needed to apologize for my feather moustache. I’m not sure that it came out that way as she said “Alcopop” and continued on to tell me about the “fascinator” that she had purchased for an upcoming wedding. The moral of this story, don’t go to the dentist during Movember.

Day 3 of Movember. NB: Deadened face.

I’m sure you’ve all heard the famous saying, “Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won’t be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.” I can’t help feel that it’s completely true today.  As the first official working day of Movember, I thought it would be a truly glorious occaision, but alas it hasn’t been. Overslept, nearly ran out of petrol at a petrol station that didn’t like my credit card, was chased by a petrol station attendant, and I forgot my camera! So there is no photo today of the Mo. Until tomorrow!

The 1st of November is like the dawning of a new age! The age of Aquarius? The age of innocence? Perhaps both? Some kind of crazy age of Aquacence?! Anyways, it’s the month of the Mo and things have begun with a blast!! I do truly wonder what the month ahead will bring and I can only imagine that during this month long adventure of growing facial that I will experience what it really means to be a man and a real sense of fulfillment. And YOU thought I couldn’t be thoughtful. Yes, YOU. YOU know who YOU are.

It seems as the world doesn’t need as much support as I am willing/paid to give and well, that is fine. This gives me the time I need to focus on my real passion in life- moustache related fund-raising based blogging. So I was looking at some Google stats for an old site today and realised that it was ranked pretty highly for some rediculous things, namely Somalian pirate flag, Barbara Eden, Mentos The Fresh Maker, cinema gropers and funnily enough- pregnancy haircuts! Here is a picture of said pregnancy haircut…I deem it suitable for the current cause! The Internetz in cR4zY!

Pregnancy Haircuts?