So we’re are starting a new internetz meme. Basically when you see someone doing something good and you know it, but you want them to think that you know that they’re not that great you say…I mean it’s good but it’s not PHIL COLLINS good. It’s like the person will instantly be outraged because their clay sculpture of Robert Pattinson’s torseau took them 6 months to make, BUT then they will realise that you have measured them up against the greatest artist of all time. I mean you said that they were good, surely that’s great encouragement enough. They shouldn’t hold it against you beacause you have compared them to the greatest songwriter of this or any generation, you are just trying to help them improve.

Along the traps it seems as though I have mishaven my face and can’t quite get the “connection” happening, if you get my drift.  It looks pretty bad. I tell you what else looks bad, sending water “down the wrong hole” whilst in a crowded gym. I don’t want these people to think I can’t handle my liquids! Who am I kidding, we both know I can’t.  Well it’s the first day of the 2nd half of November! Only 2ish weeks to go for the mo!

It’s the weekend and for all intents and purposes my eye has exploded! Just one though…the right one, which is eyeronic isn’t it. See what eye did there? Please enjoy this…like you couldnt?!

Strange things are a foot at the Circle K!! Maybe or maybe not. But nonetheless, it would make sense that Friday the 13th during Movember would bring more wolfmen than your average Friday 13th? Not necessarily teen wolves due to the whole facial hair thing, but definately 20 something wolves. ALSO::: It’s casual friday and what more do wolves like in this world besides the taste of human flesh? Being Casual!!!!!!!!! Think about it. Also that sexy movie with all of those dreamy werewolves is coming out soon.

So I got home last night to realise that my house had been turned into a Christmastime wonderland! Not just a tree, but bells on the door, tinsel around the house, multiple electronic noise-making novelty Christmas toys, and not to mention an overwhelming sense of child-like wonder! I was a little shocked, sure the Christmas thing had been talked about, but when it hit me the face, it really hit me in the face. I took a step back and then I thought to myself, why shouldn’t we prolong the magic? I mean if indeed it is the most wonderful time of the year, why can’t it be here for 6 weeks? And the novelty can’t wear off…..It’s Christmas…it just builds the expectation. Man, Christmas better be awesome this year….

C is for Christmas!!