A collection! Giant animated gif FTW!!

Mo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:51:18 +0000

Big Mo Equals Big Sars!

Mo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:37:07 +0000

Well it’s the last day of Movember! Where the heck has it gone!!? It has been one crazy month, full of surprises and hidden joys that come with growing a moustache. Those include various stares whenever you leave the house, a suppository for cheezel crums and dusted sugar off of fresh cream donuts, and of course the thrill of being mistaken for a member of the Village people. I can’t stop thinking about the good times, and it’s been really hard to shake the song that’s been on loop all day! So thanks to all those people that have donated money, you have done prostates all around the country a world of good!!

Movember- Don't dream it's over

Greatest Day of the year?

Mo — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:01:10 +0000

1 month til Christmas AND $1 Cheezels at Coles… CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Probably not. This is the kind of news that you Sydney people need to hear, I mean you live in Sydney, things don’t get much bleaker than that! I am drinking chocolate milk and listening to Pinkerton, just thought that you should know that in your brain.

It’s been a while

Mo — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:53:36 +0000

Movember sleeps for no man! Especially when that man has an uncontrollable bodily function getting busy on his face!! So I present a Mo that has been waiting for its photo to be taken for the last few days!

Gotta get me some of those boats ‘n mos

Mo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:33:34 +0000

Kinda want to start a Green Day cover band. “Why?!?” I hear you collectively scream! Well… because they are so awesome and totally not past their prime, and they are still pumping out relevant music! But seriously, so I can sing my own cover of that song that goes “Wake me up when Movember ends”. I think the film clip is all about war and sadness, I could make it about prostates and sadness. Done.

You’re good, but you’re not PHIL COLLINS good

Mo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:50:06 +0000

So we’re are starting a new internetz meme. Basically when you see someone doing something good and you know it, but you want them to think that you know that they’re not that great you say…I mean it’s good but it’s not PHIL COLLINS good. It’s like the person will instantly be outraged because their clay sculpture of Robert Pattinson’s torseau took them 6 months to make, BUT then they will realise that you have measured them up against the greatest artist of all time. I mean you said that they were good, surely that’s great encouragement enough. They shouldn’t hold it against you beacause you have compared them to the greatest songwriter of this or any generation, you are just trying to help them improve.

MOnday’s Mos and Hos

Mo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:05:58 +0000

Along the traps it seems as though I have mishaven my face and can’t quite get the “connection” happening, if you get my drift. It looks pretty bad. I tell you what else looks bad, sending water “down the wrong hole” whilst in a crowded gym. I don’t want these people to think I can’t handle my liquids! Who am I kidding, we both know I can’t. Well it’s the first day of the 2nd half of November! Only 2ish weeks to go for the mo!

Weekend Update Without Seth Meyers

Mo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:02:47 +0000

It’s the weekend and for all intents and purposes my eye has exploded! Just one though…the right one, which is eyeronic isn’t it. See what eye did there? Please enjoy this…like you couldnt?!

Friday Movember 13th!

Mo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:02:00 +0000

Strange things are a foot at the Circle K!! Maybe or maybe not. But nonetheless, it would make sense that Friday the 13th during Movember would bring more wolfmen than your average Friday 13th? Not necessarily teen wolves due to the whole facial hair thing, but definately 20 something wolves. ALSO::: It’s casual friday and what more do wolves like in this world besides the taste of human flesh? Being Casual!!!!!!!!! Think about it. Also that sexy movie with all of those dreamy werewolves is coming out soon.

It’s beginning to look at lot like Christmas, Everywhere you mo!

Mo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:35:24 +0000

So I got home last night to realise that my house had been turned into a Christmastime wonderland! Not just a tree, but bells on the door, tinsel around the house, multiple electronic noise-making novelty Christmas toys, and not to mention an overwhelming sense of child-like wonder! I was a little shocked, sure the Christmas thing had been talked about, but when it hit me the face, it really hit me in the face. I took a step back and then I thought to myself, why shouldn’t we prolong the magic? I mean if indeed it is the most wonderful time of the year, why can’t it be here for 6 weeks? And the novelty can’t wear off…..It’s Christmas…it just builds the expectation. Man, Christmas better be awesome this year….

C is for Christmas!!