Hello. I’m just a guy sitting in an office, just like you, unless you are not a man. In that case, maybe I’m the guy in the cubicle next to yours. The guy who hears you talking to your jerk boyfriend on the phone and who knows that he could make you and your 1 1/2 cats ever so happy. Possible the same guy who sneaks into your office to steal lint from you cardigan pockets and read any Word documents that you have put into your computer’s recycle bin.

Alternatively I’m just a guy trying to grow a moustache to help raise money for prostates and sadness, two things in the world that are really worth giving a darn about. Please join me in my month-long Movember journey to actually do something decent with a 12th of my year.

Please consider doing this yourself,  it will probably be worth it, unless it won’t be, then you only have yourself to blame, and well  possibly me, and for that I am sorry, but not as sorry as you’ll be if you never try.